Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 06, 2023

AFKaU (Aliens Formerly Known as UFOs)

Actually, we know what they are so they are not unidentified and therefor not UFOs.

Solved!

Racial discrimination doesn’t exist anymore, either. We renamed it affirmative action.

Agent X, they didn’t ask about UFOs, they asked about aliens.

Well then, I guess that’s that!

The U was for unidentified. When you hire them to work on the space station they are not unidentified. He can honestly report no cases of UAPs.

I had assignments where I’d point out how the definitions in small dictionaries were inadequate and require students to create/explain a more comprehensive definition (which could not be so broad it included EVERYTHING, or so narrow it included NOTHING) Some students wrote wonderful papers. Others regarded Webster’s dictionary for 12 years olds as the inerrant, infallible word of Gawd and wanted to burn me at the stake for heresy.

With space aliens going on the attack, I don’t know why anyone would be the least bit concerned about UFO’s.

United Artists Productions? I knew it was all faked!

We now live in the world of babel. You can lie, steal, cheat and tolerate those that do. By simply changing the acronyms and pronouns. Lawyers and politicians have been doing it for decades. How many times have you heard: What the he11 did he say? Same as usual, nothing. Did you get any of that? I hear him talking, but he don’t come in. Is that a yes or a No? It’s a possible maybe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALREbJZEZk

Now wasn’t that easy?

Govt: we can assure you that you’re not paying high taxes

Citizens: how can you be sure?

Govt: it’s now known as “mandatory charity”

He certainly found a simple solution.

“Did you move existing UFO reports into UAP files?”

“Since UFOs do not exist, I will not be discussing them.”

(Yes, I believe there are Unidentified Flying Objects. No, I do not believe they are extraterrestrial. No sane civilization would fly a weather balloon full of swamp gas light-years to Earth.)

I can tell you all about aliens. But, as soon as I finish testifying, this room will be sprayed.

And once you’ve figured UAP, will change that too.

A cunning plan.