Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 12, 2023

Hard to ignore the elephant in the room.

Tens of thousands of years later, an ancestor has revenge eating a burger made from that mammoth’s cloned meat.

Jumbo and Dumbo

Not much choice now. That ear is full of dirt.

Doesn’t matter anymore. Both ears occupy the same space now.

The north end of a south bound whatever that thing is.

… and your eyes.

Looks like they’re tracking a Wiley Mammoth!

this is what happens when you use your LEFT ear. riot, wiley! well done!

At least he didn’t hear a train coming…

Yeah, that’s going to leave an imprint.

Way to shine there Crockett. Just head on over to the whataburger and call it a day Elmer Fudd.

Ewww!

Looks like the ear to the ground wasn’t that necessary. He should have seen it coming.

Humanity’s first Republican.

The sign said, “Stop, Look, Listen.” He’s got a bum knee.

Reminds me of a really goofy schtick by Larry Storch on an episode of A Troop. Totally off world, as was usual for him.

Maybe you should.

His ancestor will evolve (?) to do the same thing on a railroad train track with much messier results.

Maybe that’s why I can no longer hear our alarm clock with my right ear.

So that’s where this headache came from. Dang mammoth has been standing on my head again! EEW! What’s it been standing in?

If you didn’t hear that one coming you’re doing something wrong. The sudden shade might have been a clue.

“Ancestor”? Maybe a descendant…

No, wait .. I think I hear something …

Zombie clones of ice Age Mega mammals.

Ground soft. Head hard.