Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 06, 2023

Hammer time

You snooze, you lose.

Now tell the man to give the judge back his gavel.

“Show him a jail cell and see if he says “DIBS” then"

I always bring my own gavel to the court room..

You probably do, your Honour!

Oh, that’s cute! He wants to play “Night Court”!

Another toon for us oldies! I doubt that “dibs” is still in use by kids, but maybe…

Take that mallet from him before I find him in contempt..

I know someone who treats people like the plaintiff/witness in the stand did here. Likely -plaintiff

He also doesn’t have to call “shotgun” before he gets in the witness box!

“Sir, he is referring to the precedent of ‘First Dibs’ regarding Eminent Domain in the case of the City of Chicago, IL v. Mrs. Smith 1964.”

Accused will be committed to the state mental institution for his kleptomania based addiction.

He just likes to gavel little fun.

His client will be reversed on appeal.