Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 04, 2023

And the swelling of his nose still hasn’t receded.

His probability of survival went way up just now.

Or he saw the video of the LAPD detonating contraband.

A little accident? That’s level 5 threat protection.

In medieval time, a burning hay bale in a trebuchet would be more appropriate………..

Happy Fourth of July to all Americans. We here in the UK sometimes have our own celebrations on this day as America is now an important influence on our own culture.

It was we British who invented the comic strip twenty years after America’s Declaration of Independence. There was a British journal called The Comick Journal which started in 1796 and had a strip of cartoons which is where the term “comic strip” comes from.

Happy Fourth of July to the Americans!

He could also try using (a) longer fuse(s)

I’ll give up my fireworks when you pry them from my cold dead fingers which are over there on the sidewalk.

Happy Fourth of July!

Wait – Id is part of USA?!

Happy Independence Day, America. May we always be free!

I hope Rodney has a cooling unit in that suit of armor!

Thank you for remembering INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Hurt Locker

BADA BING BADA BANG

U Scare Animals.

Maybe a tad late for Jason Pierre Paul to borrow that suit.

ya sure that’s gonna be enough. :\

I like that Rodney’s helmet looks like a bird’s beak. He must have it custom made to fit that nose.

Wus. Shorts and flipflops is good enough in the land of the free and home of the brave. …not me of course. I just watch from a mile away or so.

Safety first.

Happy 4th of July, y’all! Stay safe with those fireworks out there.

Better safe than sorry….

Singer Castle on Dark Island, in the 1000 Islands, has on display an actual suit of armor from medieval times. It is short of six feet tall. People were shorter in those days, not just Rodney.

Medieval bomb suit.

It looks like he still has all of his fingers.

Maxim 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.