Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 05, 2023

It doesn’t look like he is any more overweight than the doctor.

I pick over weight doctors.

Yeah, lay off the oohhhmm for awhile!!!!

Your a planet heavier than a happy meal.

not good. most give their entire income to it, and eat what their infatuation gives them to eat after. a mental illness wrapped in religion. how often do you see that? and it’s legal in this country.

I feel sorry for those guys, they always get the cold shoulder.

…And here’s your prescription for ointment…

…for your asteroids.

If he needs to lose a few pounds, then I’ve got serious problems

Is there any doctors that DON’T say you need to lose weight and you need this prescription to lower your blood pressure?

Don’t worry, the universe will just relocate.

Eat a bag of prunes, and don’t call me in the morning as you are eliminating those pounds.

The wise one came down from the mountain..

No wonder he’s fat, if he ate an entire universe!

Try more OM and a little less Nom.

try pooping out the politicians & their fan clubs.

I have become one with the buffet.

Let me contemplate that for a while. :)

He’s overweight because he always orders “one with everything”.

Gotta lay off that all-you-can-eat-vegan-buffet.

“The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak”…….