Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 02, 2023

“One of my gods can whup one of yours.”

That’s not a religion. That’s a club.

Welcome to the God Club!

All religion belief systems are primitive.

That’s how it all got started folks!

I think I know the guy on the right.

Bah what does you both big hairless monkey apes knows. In facts the great bear God in the skies is the only one real bonafide one true lord. And he demand sacrifice. Now me his representative on this earth. Now scarifice all your foods to him, so gimme all your foods. Or else great bear God in skies is gonna eats cha.

My Goddess can out-hex both your gods.

Join my club!

Wait until they invent politics.

“Hmm what that big glowing thingie hurtling towards us?”

Remember when the inquisition could burn folks who practice human sacrifice?

Cain and Able having a discussion after being evicted from of the Garden of Eden.

and so it goes, (sigh)

What Carlin said.

Moronotheism.

“I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." Jesus

I see MTG and Lauren Bobert are arguing again.

Well, they all are.

You know, after Cain killed his brother after God didn’t accept his offerings of his work, and Cain left the area, I believe he started teaching his kids about how bad God is…not that he disobeyed, not that he killed his brother…no, it was all about how bad God is. And it’s been downhill ever since.

I choose to not discuss religion or politics in mixed company, particularly during social gatherings … Why start a fight? … :\

Thus begins the fight over whose God is most peaceful.

sun and rain gods, the only ones that make any sense at all imo