Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 05, 2023

I wonder which of those women my uncle would like the best.

Nope I want mine scrambled!!!

oh bad yoke today

LOL! I love poached eggs, only not from a kleptomaniac….he’s cracked!

I don’t like poached eggs, or any egg with a runny yolk for that matter.

At least it’s not another boiler-plate joke.

So far we’ve had kleptomaniacs this week that have lifted (Monday), pinched (Tuesday), and now (Wednesday) poached. What will it be tomorrow (Thursday)? Swipe something online? What about Friday? Snatch victory from the jaws of defeat?

“Did you hear about the Kleptomaniac Tinder Executive?”

“No.”

“He swiped left…”

…

“Did you hear about the Kleptomaniac who likes to steal game pieces from kiddy games?”

“No.”

“He grabbed a few winks…”

(≖_ʖ ≖)

It’s the Punitentury for you!

did the klepto sneak up on them with a net or did they set a snare OR did they just swipe them raw before they could scramble away?

If they catch him, he’s toast. :)

I’m sorely tempted to post the YouTube rimshot link, but I won’t …

nope … not gonna do it …

https://youtu.be/g-4-gLlF0uw

( a friend egged me on )

Boo!

That is terrible!

Do it again! :D

omelette that one go, but you’ll fry if you do it again…

You guys are writing these for me!