Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 04, 2023

she was then escorted out of the boy’s locker room

What is it with this “pinching cheeks”-thing? People really do that???

She also pinched a loaf.

“OUCH!!!”

…and was sued by the delivery boy for sexual harassment.

your chubby wittle cheeks just couldn’t be ignored!

That grandma needs to keep her hands to herself….oy

Tee hee.

Q: How did the Kleptomaniac who only stole very small items hide them?

A: A pinch between cheek and gum…

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

Was Howard wearing a thong at the time?

I pinched the lower corner of my flag when I put it out this morning …! Happy 4th❗️

( take that grandma )