Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for July 06, 2023

And lasts until the next bathroom run.

Yeah, but they all get better looking around closing time…

That’s because at our age bedtime is 9:00

It counts as mine, too.

Sure does

Then he ought to be with friends. He doesn’t look old enough to have lost all of them. Call ‘em up, pick a table, chat a while, trade familiar stories, and hoist a couple. Satisfying? Maybe. But not alone. He could even do a ’this one’s on me.’ Someone would say ‘Thanks’ and go from there.

You need to stop going to bars when prune juice cocktails sound appealing.

Isn’t that what Dr. Pepper used to be made from?? So I heard….

Surprised he admitted it! LOL

You do have to eat your Early Bird Special dinner, first.

He has a different interpretation of the song “Afternoon Delight”.

Pace yourself.

What’s happy hour?

Mine too!