Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 10, 2023

And that’s why they’re called laptops.

You could buy two, but of course the cat would always prefer the one that you’re trying to use.

Do they have one with a separate mouse ?

This one has a pillowy soft keyboard.

Do you have any with memory foam keyboards?

When you need some lorem ipsum, cat is always ready to help.

and an extra mouse

The cat is already powerful and comfortable. Just ask it.

Did you want recessed keys then?

The most important feature if you have a cat is the ability to lock the keyboard. It’s amazing how much damage a paw in the wrong spot can do to your documents and settings.

Don’t worry. The software will handle both.

How can you look at every planet in our solar system and then think ours is flat?

Perhaps a Range Rover?

Don’t forget warm!