Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 06, 2023

can I do that to the family?

Is that a family strip?

Is it available from amazon?

Do they make one for salesmen?

Einstein had a theory of relatives.

Been waiting for months to see if mine actually works!

M’eh, I’ve tried that with Roach Glue Traps…

… it takes way-way too many of ‘em, and I kept catchin’ the neighbors pet Armadillo.

My doormat says “Go Away!” It works.

Sure wish I had that when I was married! Had the in-laws from hell!

Too bad they don’t have them for spam, ads and robo calls.

I need one for people who want to save my soul.

Good idea but we should see the front of the house.

Crime scene tape works …!

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Just live to beyond 80 … they just stay away or are dead.

We need a bunch of those to line the edges of our property with (mostly for my one neighbor).

So if I’m grumpy I’ll install a Comic-Strip?

Someone needs to check reality.