Close to Home by John McPherson for July 13, 2023

His roommate is the tidybowl man…

Just like a plumber’s own toilet, a mechanic’s own car, etc.

Nice one, Mr. McPherson.

Cleaning is hard work.

Seemingly at my home…

I guess Bleeb doesn’t want to be in such a messy place.

……….and when bus drivers are at home they don’t drive buses.

WHAT. What’s wrong with the picture?

Can you blame him? It’s rough being “on” all the time,

I’ve got just enough OCD, for that to stir it up. Not dirt so much, as organization.

So, I’m headed over there to straighten that painting, and get that sock off the TV… but that’s it. Well, I’ll straighten up some other stuff, and pick up the rest of that stuff, but that’s it.

He’s missing his ear ring.

Oh the irony

Oh no! Between the plug and lamp. I think that’s him. He got stepped on! (⁠*⁠_⁠*⁠)

Okay, in the name of balance and all that stuff, I want to see Mrs Clean or at least a Miss Clean.

Mr. Clean finally full filth his dream.

Cut him some slack. The shoemaker’s sons run around barefoot.

Funny

I guess Mr. Clean doesn’t like to take his work home with him.

Where is Mrs. Clean?

Don’t take your work home.

I knew it!! What a con man!!!