FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 06, 2023

Pre-caffeine is NOT a good state in which to deal with kids OR with making a breakfast. Heck, I figure it’s not even fair to make me make my own caffeine vehicle before I’m caffeinated.

One request each or I’ll have your mother poison you

Maybe not ask them next time.

Peter’s menu proposals are always just basically “yes”.

Peter asked for a fruit platter?

OK. You all know where the food is. Get & make the breakfast you want.

Today’s classic FoxTrot Sunday strip:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2002/08/04

Seems to me that those kids are old enough to make their own breakfast to begin with.

At least he didn’t ask for a Full English Breakfast, which kinda sounds good about now (except for the black pudding).

When I grow up, just once, hire a private chef whip me a sensation breakfast in bed..

What, no steak and eggs?

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Just send Peter to a Dennys restaurant

You’ll have cold cereal and like it!

I’ve heard it said that Teenage boys eat the equivalent of their weight at least twice a day.

Make that a baker’s dozen.

What type of slobs would let their kid wear a hat in the house – let alone to the breakfast table.

A growing boy need his nutries…

The dad is not offering to make breakfast for any of them. He is just wondering what they want for breakfast, just making casual conversation.

I forgot the dad’s name. It is Roger, had to look at the info page to find it.

Teenage boy = bottomless pit

Mmmmm, biscuits and gravy with a sunny side up egg on top sounds good. I must be hungry. I wouldn’t mind some corned beef hash, also. Hey chef! Chop Chop!

Chocolate cake!

Lox-Ick. Avocado toast-Ick. Corned beef hash-Ick. And as wonderful as all the other things are, after eating all that….Huuuurll!!!

I figured Jason would have been the one to ask for bagels and lox.

They must live in a restaurant.

Only a dozen donuts?! You’re slipping, Peter.