JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 15, 2023

The can must have mistfired.

Ha ha! That’s like my sister who is into essential oils bigtime. She makes this bug-repellant concoction with eucalyptus, lemon grass and I don’t know what else. You can smell it from 40 yards away. The mosquitoes think of it as a big buffet.

Off-topic, but RIP to a female Philadelphia PD officer who was found unresponsive in her patrol car on S. Columbus Blvd. (formerly Delaware Avenue) after suffering a medical emergency. As of 5:15 am EDT on July 15, she has not yet been identified.

In Australia, insect repellent is referred to as ‘steak sauce’ since it does not work against the local flies.

I think you meant “Insect attractor”…

Whoops, had it on the wrong setting..!

I don’t know if insect repellent actually works.

Now Benny knows he can throw that away! Thanks for testing it out, JoJo!

Must have grabbed the can of On.

So, it’s not bug repellent? And why is it funny either way?

I know it works. At least It keeps me away from my wife when she sprays it. Most sprays irritate my lungs.

Must Be Skin-So-Soft, based on my experience.

HAHA! Yankees at Cleveland during midges season!

My wife calls repellent, “candy for bugs”.

He was holding the can backwards

Jojo lost his Mojo.

one word

Flamethrower

you become a fly magnet. :D

Suddenly, I’m back at Nonsuch Island.