Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 11, 2023

Buy jarred sauce. Cook pasta. Mix together. Add too much sugar and salt. You should come close to Chef-Boy-R-Dee.

Hey! Don’t make fun of the boy chef.

Ettore Boiardi, an authentic Italian.

When he died, he was worth 60 million.

My sauce could run circles around his sauce…just saying!

My writing is deep and satirical

Ironic and more or less lyrical

Is this strip a true wonder

Disguised as a blunder?

Or merely a joke in the shape of a miracle