Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 17, 2023

You’re welcome?

I guess he means that the wheels won’t lock if someone tries to steal a cart.

I seem to get a cart with squeaky wheels or wheels that don’t move. With all the money grocery chains have they could replace the ones that are bad (or get fixed).

Must be Wal-Mart. I have gone through 5 carts before deciding that one is a little better than the rest.

I think the joke here is that shopping carts should have wobbly wheels to annoy customers.

Keeping shopping cart wheels defective can be such a drag.

Yep. This sounds like my store.

Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys fixed them all

He should be fired posthaste!

I suspected as much. But the wheels on my on-line shopping cart work fine. Oops, I probably shouldn’t have said that.

D’oh!!!

I like getting the noisy cart. They can hear me coming up to the corner. I run into WAY fewer people…