Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 28, 2023

Probably because you are on defense.

Throw and catch the ball. A rainbow pass!

Ever since GilPa told Luke he and Milford welcomed defeat, BHHLHM has been a loser. Just a thought.

Look for a rainbow pass.

“Strangely, Coach Martinez and his team are behaving like civilized human beings…” Is Gil also handling the announcer duties?

Oh please..

I have to agree it would be strange for Luke’s team to be visibly wearing female incontinence undergarments

“You don’t have to cradle the ball like a newborn. Put it on the line of scrimmage.”

P 3 (Gil thought bubble): “…them’s my players…”

Uh oh, it looks like whatever happened to Mitch McConnell a couple of days ago happened to Gil today. Somebody poke him to see if he’s still conscious. As usual, Mr. “Coach of the Year” isn’t doing jack squat and it’s up to the players to improvise. And speaking of jack squat, if you’re just sitting around doing jack squat, why don’t you jump over to Mopped Up Thorp for a minute?

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/28/gil-doing-what-he-does-best/

I have an idea for Milford’s chronic funding problems: the entire football team should go on a crime spree so they can enjoy the state-of-the-art juvie facilities.

In all reality , does anyone know what has happened to Bitsy Twill , inquiring minds want to know !

So is Luke a coach or not? (7/8/23)

Dialing up a trick play? QB throws a backwards lateral, then takes off and the receiver fires it back to him, wide open, touchdown, Gil does it again!