We were standing around the coffee pot one morning when one of our young colleagues came in and announced he was getting married and some wise guy said, “Why?” and he said, “So I can have s*x anytime I want it.” We all laughed so hard it was hours before we could get back to work.
Sustained happiness is an elusive and impossible goal. However a lifelong friendship with someone you love, which includes all the good and bad days, is an achievable goal. Good luck my friend…..
For years I thought the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42. Now I see that the meaning of existence is, “there’s decent stuff on TV tonight”! Thanks for clearing that up.
SHIVA about 1 year ago
Gary needs to try dating sites on the Net, or visit The Hammered Henchman more often!!!
egadi'mnotclad about 1 year ago
Outof the mouths of little green monsters … LOL LOL LOL might fall off my chair and ROFL>
cdward about 1 year ago
I hear some monsters have had good luck using undeaddates.com
SquidGamerGal about 1 year ago
Just do what other vampires do when they want a girlfriend; bite them on the neck and feed them your blood!
Lady loves a joke about 1 year ago
“Act your age, not your shoe size”.
Sir Isaac about 1 year ago
We were standing around the coffee pot one morning when one of our young colleagues came in and announced he was getting married and some wise guy said, “Why?” and he said, “So I can have s*x anytime I want it.” We all laughed so hard it was hours before we could get back to work.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Live and learn…maybe!
ladykat about 1 year ago
That works, Leopold.
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Sustained happiness is an elusive and impossible goal. However a lifelong friendship with someone you love, which includes all the good and bad days, is an achievable goal. Good luck my friend…..
willie_mctell about 1 year ago
Hypnotic powers.
artjohn42 about 1 year ago
For years I thought the answer to life, the universe and everything was 42. Now I see that the meaning of existence is, “there’s decent stuff on TV tonight”! Thanks for clearing that up.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 1 year ago
Consolation abounds.
Purple-Stater Premium Member about 1 year ago
36 years of sustained happiness, and still counting.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 1 year ago
I have found that some humans have the characteristics to live alone. Without any of the psychological problems other gregarious humans suffer.
I am one of those people. Humans are fine I just don’t do well with them and they with me.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
There you go, Gary! Find consolation in watching TV: the boob-tube is your [only] friend!
What ever happening to the Old Ways of the Vampire, when you could bite yourself a boatload of undead friends?!