Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for July 28, 2023

She’s thinking “These guys. Here for hours, endless free coffee refills. Tip will be Ed scrawling ‘GIT A BETR JOB’ again. God, how I hate this town!”

I hope the monkey has good aim. Bombs way, Bonzo!

That cup is going to fall off. Why has she stacked it like that?

The Monkey believes in trickle down economics

Look out below!

If it’s Zanzibar (sp?) they’ll be in trouble for sure.

She should be happy. With their whopping $10 profit she might get a tip today.

Best one I have heard in a while!

Don’t get your investment advice here.

The waitress is thinking: “The bottom of a monkey? At least I’m not them.”

So their strategy is any time a stock they own goes up they immediately sell. Awesome way to make money.

……….Unless you see the monkey’s bottom!

That would make you a cheeky monkey looker.

kids…don’t try this at home

Ed’d perspicacity is truly astounding today!!!

You won’t go broke selling at a profit.

Haha! XD