The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 14, 2023

As a Born Loser Brutus would use an old map.

I’m surprised that ’ol moneybags even had a restroom installed on that ……… floor!!!

o-O

Veeblefester must have been a hall monitor in his early days or some such option.

A proactive boss would provide coordinates for him to get back to his desk.

Not a bad idea to deal with those senior moments.

Brutus went and is now coming back. I don’t see any justification for Veeblefester‘s remark.

Brutus is just getting his steps in for the day.

The boss probably put in Pay Toilets with meters to track the time spent and bill the “customer” accordingly.

Brutus knows the scenic route, past the vending machine and the water cooler.

I guess the restrooms change places with other rooms which would make sense as to why he needs one to find them. ;)

It’s just that the restroom is full every time Brutus gets there!

I’m pretty sure Boss would have pay toilets for his employees, boss of the year that he is.However, Brutus is frugal enough to not pay and uses non pay public toilets in other areas of the building, ergo, the need for a Toilet GPS…..

Needs to be carrying a folder to make it look like he’s doing something.

Brutus uses these breaks to exercise…..

It’s likely an OUTBACK OUTHOUSE. You don’t waste time there reading or checking cell phone.

When I am in a new place and need to use the bathroom, I will think, “If I were a bathroom, where would I be?” Usually it works for me. But Brutus works there, and should have a vague idea. Maybe they need to put up some signs for him.

Lost, forgot where I was going, no hurry to get there. Pick whatever works best. ☺️

In your best interest to help him before he uses a flower pot.

I always locate the restroom first!

You might want to guide him, he’s wasting valuable company time doing the search.

I don’t know why Veeblefester is guarding a file cabinet, you would think he would post himself at the water cooler to make sure his employees weren’t lollygagging.

Global P. System???

Why isn’t Veeb’s guarding his money bags?

Brutus thinking, “The way Veeblefester is eyeing me as I walk the hall, soon he might be giving out hall passes, to leave our desk”…

Rancid is so stingy he probably won’t allow bathroom breaks so it’s understandable Brutus is lost

Seriously that could be me