Which is worse, having people taking videos of your screw-ups, or having the tales of your misadventures exaggerated more and more every time they are told?
Actually, manned flight WAS attempted in the Middle Ages – an 11th century monk named Elmer of Malmesbury built a pair of wings and flew 220 yards before he crashed into a field and broke his legs. He intended to add a tail to his device and almost made the first primitive plane, but he was forbidden from going any further by his superiors, and manned flight was sadly put on hold for 800 years.
Prescott_Philosopher over 1 year ago
You need a camera because no one will believe this!
silberdistel over 1 year ago
Thor (was it Thor?) Would say: been there, done that…
Imagine over 1 year ago
Must have borrowed those wings from yesterday’s Back to BC.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
BC crossover, sorta.
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
The Wizard doesn’t need to invent a camera as he can magic one up.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
FACEPLANT , no score !
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ask Henry how he flies with those itty bitty wings.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
Nothing like the support of a good friend…and right now Wiz wishes that he had one!
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
seems bigger than life in this strip
rockyridge1977 over 1 year ago
No better results even with magic!
BigDaveGlass over 1 year ago
Wood cuts take too long…..
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
Stupid, stupid wings.
Kaputnik over 1 year ago
Which is worse, having people taking videos of your screw-ups, or having the tales of your misadventures exaggerated more and more every time they are told?
geese28 over 1 year ago
Hey wiz producers of “Jack***” are on the other line
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
LOL!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
At least engage a few fast painters to capture the moment.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Uh, how would the king know what a camera was if it hadn’t already been invented?
angmgre2 over 1 year ago
Wile E Coyote v Acme Company just became a class action lawsuit?
ladykat over 1 year ago
That had to hurt, Wiz.
rshive over 1 year ago
It can document crash landings too.
Goat from PBS over 1 year ago
While you’re at it, invent documents.
The Gun Doctor over 1 year ago
Along with the camera, invent an internet so we can post it.
andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good landing if he can walk away.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
He may not have soared, but he will be sore.
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
Appreciate the fink for thinking way beyond his time. No wonder HE rules.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
So we can all share a good laugh…..
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Where’s the NTSB?
Mediatech over 1 year ago
Stupid gravity
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
Actually, manned flight WAS attempted in the Middle Ages – an 11th century monk named Elmer of Malmesbury built a pair of wings and flew 220 yards before he crashed into a field and broke his legs. He intended to add a tail to his device and almost made the first primitive plane, but he was forbidden from going any further by his superiors, and manned flight was sadly put on hold for 800 years.