Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 12, 2023

There goes your innocence Doc

For Andy timing is everything.

Andy, maybe you should trycooking

Doc, you’re talking about indigestion. Keep Flo out of it as long as it is not a poisoning case.

I was wondering how Andy keeps himself alive in spite of Flo’s “cooking”. Now we know.

Where does Andy get the money to spend at the Burger Van?

I doubt that the operator of the Burger Van would like Capp dripping all over his wares after falling into the canal.

So it really depends on what time Andy is thrown out of the Rose and Crown.

burger van?—-is the hamburger a popular food item in GB?

Sorry. I understood “Bugger van” What was I thinking?

Or how badly Flo has burnt dinner.

There’s always a simple answer.

That could be the problem, Andy. Try “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”. Told to The Count by a friend of Popeye’s.

He’s consuming several thousand calories in beer a day alone

He has permanent indigestion from Flo’s cooking.

Nothing beats a hot baked sweet potato from the back of a keitora on the streets of Kyoto after midnight.

I like to have my dinner after 8pm. I’ve just booked a table at the carvery for 18th August at 6:30pm. Since I’m working now, I need time to get the train back to my town and then get a bus to the carvery. If you’re wondering why I’m waiting until mid August, I currently don’t have enough points for a £10 voucher this month.

Oh and tonight I’m having a KFC takeaway. Yessssss!

xxx

Flo’s cooking gives Andy indigestion any time of day.