Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 06, 2023

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sounds painful.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No, no, no. I don’t like any part of that.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    I don’t think the te$ticles are alive when the slice tests are being performed. As for the hornet throne, not sure about that.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    Without the $ sign, my previous comment was banned. Apparently, medically-accepted anatomical parts are not allowed. I wonder if uvula or orifice is allowed. We shall see! Yes! Okay.

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    painedsmile  over 1 year ago

    What if I wrote the word backwards as well? What if we reversed most banned words? Hmm.

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    samuli creator over 1 year ago

    Ǝ⅃ƆITƧƎT

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 1 year ago

    You gotta have balls to say that.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Yes, and two down from across is yes. Tired of crossword puzzles then Star Wars introduced the back word spelling up and down crossword puzzle.

    Cross can mean vulgar words included. Go and relax the bowels on Crapper John’s front row seat.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Talk green. Then I over heard someone say, “Break a Hip”. Chicken hips and lips, or legs and thighs…

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Playing in the Brass Orchestra, the brass horn section. Sit down to a conductor average tan mn..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There are no hornets that are native to North America. But we have plenty of wasps. It is a wide selection. Take your pick. I had a tiny little one get caught up my sleeve while at the local post office. It stung me seven times before I was able to free it. Tiny little thing, smaller than a housefly. Fierce, though. Not the sort of thing one desires to have about their testes, allergies or no.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …I should just tell these ‘editors of children books wantta bees’ to just FLICK off…

    … has there ever been scientific tests of ball size and bravery?…

    …I mean…

    …if King David had small balls would he had a better chance of wanting to go against Goliath then if he had larger testies?…

    …I mean, David did kill two hundred Philistines just to get their foreskins because King Saul wanted Rocky mountain oysters…

    …and Peter and Dick hung out around a circle bouncing ball sacks together…

    …because if you can’t lick ’em…

    …join ’em…

    …and things can get hairy when you dive in to the bush…

    …and if you are at the submarine races you have to play with the knobs to tune in to the perfect tune…

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    charles9156  over 1 year ago

    quick – flush the dictionary!

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    cutting observation

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    Strait flush on the royal throne..

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Kind of possessive about those things. Served me well. Share occasionally. Hey that patella reminds me of Sylvia.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 1 year ago

    What if? Hornet or Horner.,.

    But the worst of them all is Hor-Nut. Hor-Nut Coffee bean at all Star Bucks…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Horse chestnuts.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    The hornet throne? Going for anagrams today, eh?

    Let’s see if the GoatKomix Overlords & Arbitors of Good Taste let me through with the following bit of alliterative doggerel …

    “Tickled under the te$ticles by the tempestuous touch of time.” – An Old Man’s Lament

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ow! Just the words “slice” and “hornet” gives me goose bumps! In fact, the goose bumps are so big, they feel like terry-cloth!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    … and then there’s the blue scribble …!

    ( artfully subtle, but there )

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    Nice to see that my Ǝ⅃ƆITƧƎT is trending.

    https://www.gocomics.com/comics/trending

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    The ol’ beanbag.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Seems to me that there was another microtome gag recently.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    From this day forward I will know that ‘hornet’ and ‘throne’ are anagrams.

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    “π. C. 12.” I think the uh, appendages, are being measured, or calibrated, as it were.

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    lawguy05  over 1 year ago

    Sounds painful.

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    My favorite part is the ha ha battery in the corner.

    Never grab a tiger by the tail, and likewise, never grab a hornet by the nads.

    You’d need a magnifying glass anyway. Oooo, burn, hornets, burn. (They can take a joke, right?)

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Ouch!

    The injury imagery conjured by today’s word wizardry is too painful to be gainful.

    I’m thinking I’ll not be eating sliced beets tonight without thinking nightmarish ELCITSET analogies….

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