Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 13, 2023

Sounds like it would’ve been the sequel to that Clint Howard movie.

I hope those aren’t his children.

So the ice cream person is selling itself or its own kind?

Well, the truck’s sign says ICE CREAM MAN and that’s what he is.

“The Ice Cream Man Cometh!”

“I’m all great flavors, I’m guaranteed ta satisfy…..hold on, one more.”

You are what you eat.

Is he perhaps a distant relative of Pizza the Hut?

Now make up your mind quickly, Lio, before he melts away!

Truth in advertising.

wasn’t this a Stephen King story?

The Abominable Ice Cream Man.

Literally….LOL

… with a cherry on top.

Looks like he has Oreos for eyes and mouth.

The Neapolitan Ice Cream Man. Some kids built him. When they placed that magic cherry on his head, he began to dance around.

Lookin GOOOOOD

“As advertised!”

“I’m not a villain. I’m vanilla” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxA-nGvkHa4

That is a Marvel super villain though he went by Eye Scream.

Better to have exact change.

Nice hat

Eh, at least its not Clint Howard

Messy guy but he is sweet……

Of course he’s a Neapolitan.

Uh, is the stuff he’s selling body parts? Or… ew… excreta?

Why, Mister Softee, what big eyes you have!