WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 13, 2023

You have plenty of lives. Only if your parachute opens.

Just don’t expect me to clean up the mess.

Neither seems like a good enough reason to skydive.

Well if he has plenty of lives why the parachute?

I’m getting older. I think I’ll cross skydiving off my bucket list and leave it to younger people.

YOLO

“I skydive because I know I’ll only live once!”

And that happens to be item number one on his bucket list.

I skydive ‘cause I’m really f u ck in g NUTS…

Too bad you got reincarnated as a dumb____.

James Bond did skydiving, but he only lived twice.