Questionable Quotebook by Sam Hepburn for July 09, 2023

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Clever.

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    I’m not allowed to bring my A-game to work ‘cause I make motorboat sounds with my lips when I’m playing it.

    B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b!

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Aren’t annual reports the most boring things?

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    magicfever495  over 1 year ago

    I tried going straight to my Z game.

    Not a good idea when you drive a truck.

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    crazeekatlady  over 1 year ago

    I had a coworker that slept at his desk. Our supervisor didn’t believe me so I told one of the mechanical engineers. He walked past the guy’s desk and pounded it with his fist so hard the guy fell out of his chair. The guy quit the job. Said it wasn’t a good fit and went back to teaching.

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