Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 18, 2023

Have both. Knock yourself out.

A red velvet cupcake made with blood instead of food coloring.

One of the most important questions in life.

Even the skull on Leo’s mug is rolling it’s eyes.

Both, boy, BOTH. Have you not learned anything in the past seven centuries?

Have one of each.

Both are a hard choice but it’s time to decide…

Gary has quite the sweet fang.

Couldn’t find cupcakes yesterday. My chocolate covered donuts are calling me! :)

Both will kill you. You need blood.

Quiet desperation? Maybe, but more likely low glucose levels of a sugar addict, who lives in Puttsville at the corner of Dork Street and Clueless Way.

Avoid the dilemma, Gary! Have a glazed cherry cruller. Yummy!