Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 21, 2023

Gary, time to hightail it to your coffin, while you’re still able to walk!!!

Get back home, Gary, before you make an ash of yourself!

That’s the sun from The Quiet Earth rising.

Seems like Leo would be laughing hysterically.

Details…

(((((((( GASP )))))))) ☺️

Gary, is on fire tonight!

700 years down the drain…

Weak signals from women at the bar, weak signals from cell phone, man, doesn’t Gary every get a break?

Leo, take Gary home so he can regenerate.

I bet that smarts…

“Sun of the Vampire”, starring Scary Gary…

That’s gonna leave such a mark..

You should read the reviews – e.g see XKCD’s take on such things -

https://xkcd.com/937/

though my watch seems pretty good at knowing when sunrise and sunset are without needing a mobile signal

It should have an alarm that allows for the time needed to get indoors safely.

Your cell phone isn’t the only thing with a weak signal, Gary.

Dang those “weak signals”!

(Don’t worry, folks. Gary will recover overnight….)

Originally vampires weren’t bothered by the sun till the modern fiction altered it.