Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 24, 2023

What about high-speed fishing?

Horse drag racing.

You forgot synchronized trebuchetting.

Don’t forget combat tiddlywinks.

Or cliff diving scrabble.

Mixed Martial Twister

In uphill bowling, you are the pin.

Underwater boxing, parachute-free skydiving, 4-D chess, etc…

How about standing luge?

I can see all of these becoming tiktok trends.

Chess Boxing. Oh, wait. That’s a real thing.

Power Knitting

cool, that would be fun to watch. :D

I had fun last weekend with my 5 yo grandson setting up long strings of domino toppling.

Extremely FUNNY!

Olympic Bird Watching in Siberia…?

Speed skating – on the underside of the ice.

Collapsed straw sucking

Aging…

I would worry about the uphill howling, Horace! What goes up must come down!

How a running competition against giant anthropomorphized scissors?

Minefield gymnastics. A perfect 10 every time — or else.

Javelin Catching.

Reverse Biathlon: you ski through the woods while others shoot at you.

Uphill bowling sounds Sisyphean.

Do they have downhill pickle ball?

Speaking truth in ruzzia

nothing like a good offensive struggle

I’m waiting for the UNO Gatling gun.

Some good ideas here.

I feel like there is a book here.

Javelin catching. Weightlifting synchronised drowning.