Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 28, 2023

Starring Clod Reins

Must be painful for the horse. They really jerk the horses around in the westerns I’ve seen.

Yeah what he’s wearing should have been your first clue.

Cosplay

Maybe I should wear armor while I read fantasy books

A wizards robe might be more comfortable

He really gets into (the part in) his shows.

(a) “Sex in the City”.

(b) “Casablanca”.

© “Gilligan’s Island”.

Pick one.

Were you expecting Charlie Chan???

Yes, you did.

Off on a tangent again, when I order a salad, no one ever offers me Western Dressing anymore. (Or Roquefort either).

Watching Roy Rogers reruns. Reliving his childhood.

Quick thinking. Telling her you were watching a documentary of the Village People may have upset her.

He had better not be watching Blazing Saddles or his companion will have the vapors when Mongo rides into town.

Ragtime Cowboy Joe…..

https://genius.com/The-sons-of-the-pioneers-ragtime-cowboy-joe-lyrics

Blazing Saddles? City Slickers? Mr. Hobbes Takes a Vacation?

In a Dude kind of way.

My favorite genre.