Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 12, 2023

Who let The Mummenschanz in here?

Muchness of box-fondling for happy enjoyment!

Well, somebody has to watch those boxes

…Vlad…

…I hardly knew ya…

…we build Atomic Bomb with just string and chicken wire…

…use pencil in space…

…Ukraine girls really knock us out…

…literally…

…out of sky…

…what a gal…

…what we do to Ukraine is just flirting…

…you Americans get hurt feeling about Dr. Seuss…

…you are soft…

…get upset about Kinger…

…but your Tucker…

…ok, guy…

…reminds me of old state Tv…

…before McDonald’s…

…now, excuse me…

…bomb not make itself…

Keep at it…

Get nekkid. Let the eagerness bloom.

Nobody told me it was naked mole rat cosplay day!

After Flash Gordon killed Ming the Merciless, the uncredited cast found new jobs.

And rest assured that no evil will come of that.

Obviously the new guy has to wear the obsolete uniform until the new batch comes in. Didn’t you tell them that, Vladdie?

“Science, Senator. It’s called science.”

Turdbekistan’s Quality Control Officers are diligent, resourceful, and dedicated to anachronistic futurism.

Well, if you take off those hideous masks you’ll be able to see and hear what you’re here to learn for! Got it?

Cut the red wire or the white one? One at a time or both at once? Nothing ventured, nothing … KABOOMED…!

HAZMATTING 101

New things always bad business.

Surveillance proboscis – early prototype of the surveillance pickle.

Same.

Syntax is high on the list, I hope.

We are eagerly waiting for to learning new things… but our masks keep fogging up.

Bathmat Factory employees busily readying surveillance pickle shipping containers, wearing their hump day regalia.

I do admire keenly devoted students! —And so Nattily Attired! [Does anyone recall that paronomasia?]

School Days could seem a bit intimidating to some, I suppose, but off-beat outfits do not faze me. I have to wonder about those boxes, however….

One of those guys (?) was trying to get me to send him $200 “for make buy of cellphone for talk at olden mother”. Nice to have an image to go with the syntax.