bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 19, 2023

This only happens at restaurants that do not test for robots.

The silly robot can’t tell silver from stainless steel.

later that day, the robot was seen cashing on 23 lbs. of stainless at TREASURE HUNT STORES .

Ah yes, that is one way to get more iron in your diet.

He’ll be barfing up rust.

Seems more like an Error #500 — Internal Server Error

And, if the waiter brings him more, that’s an external server error.

Not buying it. Pretty obvious the robot wouldn’t have much use for a salad; he just wants to get a free flatware meal.

What the fork!