bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 21, 2023

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    After the first discovery, you’d think he would avoid sitting under apple trees, the masochist!

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    HOTLOTUS1  over 1 year ago

    and after he walked a bit, his thirdary was.. applesauce

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I should invent a computer company

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    When did he discover the fig?

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Hey, you got your caramel sauce on my apple!

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Good thing he’s British. If he were American, he’d have to wait for Mom to bake the pie.

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The third time, he was inspired to write the first draft of a poem that would eventually, after a few centuries and a lot of rewrites, become a popular song. Only this fragment of his original work survives:

    Don’t sit under the apple tree,

    Lest an apple fall on your head . . .

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