Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 19, 2023

Guys you know he has the Force. Did you really think you could catch him.

Luke, follow the heavy breathing.

Someone once asked me: If you were a “Star Wars” Sith Lord, what would your ‘Darth’ name be?

After some thought, my response was that, if I had to pick an original name, I’d probably go with Darth Purge; but if I could name myself after a predecessor like the Popes do (e.g., Pope John-Paul II or Pope Benedict XVI), I’d either go with Darth Bane II or Darth Plagueis II.

BARK VADER

BOOOOO! Should scare them off….

Just breathe down their necks.

Funny

I just felt a disturbance in the Farce …

Come on, Darth, give the kids your autograph.

If you remain still you can hear his heavy breathing

Ninja Sith

Party on Darth!

He just needs a mind trick. “I’m not the darth you’re looking for.”

Peek-a-Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Just don’t get too close to Darth Avoider.