Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 28, 2023

Don’t tell me – she was Air Lifted to Hospital?!

I’ve really enjoyed this week’s run.

Oh, well, you’re sick!

Rosie Ruiz did much the same, pretending to be the woman’s winner of the Boston Marathon.

Some years ago a British Prime Minister was photographed riding his bicycle to (somewhere) and right behind him was his Limo bringing his briefcase.

Virtue signaling run amok!

Could this be Greta? She’s a little twit.

I would’ve paid to see that!

This was a fun run, but I love the “word o’ the day!!!!

What was left out of the news story was her motorcade picked her up at the airport where she flew in on her private jet.

I seem to recall footage of Pete Buttigieg doing this sort of thing, cycling for a photo-op after which the bike was tossed into the back of one of those massive black SUVs the government bigwigs are required to ride in.

It is a shame that, indeed, activist/actors have muddied the needed conversation about how to mitigate the rapid deterioration of the planetary environment. But, as we make salted tea from the hot water coursing up the Gulf Stream we can sit under our SPF 50 umbrellas and admire the incoming tide of rotting sargassum!

Her stylish synthetic cycling outfit is sponsored by Fast Fashion Fools NLC (No Liability Concern.)