Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 14, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How did she find that ibex you ask? The ibex index of course.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Darned handy, those ibices.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Ibex that’s embarrassing…

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    Spot an ibex and hooting rights fall from the sky above.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 1 year ago

    Ibex you say that to all the boys..

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago
    For the Awk Ward families, and the girl got your goat for going zombie brain dead in level four Xbox ‘tickle the pickle’.
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    3hourtour Premium Member over 1 year ago

    …Jasper, the friendly Ibex goat ghost…

    …was very kind to listen to Trina’s tale about getting tail fin soup for suffering out loud…

    …but Jasper had his own problems…

    …his horns had the anti- Peyronie’s disease…

    …called, unicorn~saywhat…

    …it was a tail curling story…

    …and everytime Jasper sneezed…

    …his ghost goat Ibex horns straightened up like a blown party favor…

    …in fact…

    …that was how Jasper died…

    …but he can’t tell it here,right now…

    …Trina’s blabbering on about frogsicles…

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Give credit where it’s due. An ibex for an imaginary companion is pretty out there.

    Can you still say ‘out there’?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    If the ibex is also looking down at her phone, well, I’ll listen.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pretend? I always talk to my ibex. Her name is Bex. She is my guide animal, for when I am climbing walls. Don’t try to pet her. She is working.

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    ericlscott creator over 1 year ago

    Plus, they’re good listeners.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Let’s be honest with ourselves, chica, your ibex doesn’t want to listen to you either! You’d have a better chance of finding an audience with a half-deaf oryx!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    I feel this way…the older I get the more invisible I become….

    Then when they ask what was I going to say, I just say it wasn’t important or I forgot. Bleah

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Joyeuse Fête Nationale!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Around hare, more and more, I talk with Harvey …!

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    Radish...   over 1 year ago

    I bex he didn’t listen.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A guy apologized that he talked constantly due to brain damage from an accident. I said to get an earpiece & everyone would just think he’s on the phone. You don’t even need a phone service or batteries.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Note to Frog Applause Bathmat Factory Product Development Dept:

    Jaguar Design Camo Bathmat

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    What’s the plural of ibex when it’s not the boring Anglicized “ibexes.” I’m thinking it’s a third declension noun but I don’t know the genitive. If it’s like codex it would be ibices but you never know with the third declension.

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    lawguy05  over 1 year ago

    Haha :-)

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    Welcome to all my new readers. We at the Froglandian Bathmat Factory are glad to have you here. That said, be weary of surveillance pickles, wrist-corsage sabotage and, of course, toothbrush drones!

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 1 year ago

    By the way, have you, my dearest Lame Ones, noticed more creator activity on comics like “Frog Applause”… as well as “Reality Check”, “Day by Dave”, “Amanda the Great”, “1 & Done”, “Back in the Day”, “Crabgrass” “Tex”, and “Dark Side of the Horse”? Drop by those comics and say hi.

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    Amanda El-Dweek creator over 1 year ago

    If I’ve done this once, I’ve done it a million times.

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    Faded Out Jerry Garcia Ty-Die ties of The Grateful Ty-Die Dead

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    *Space Madness at The Station*  over 1 year ago

    Butt what time do you have?

    My Timex Ibex watch says it’s half past Bunny Time.

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    mdwe  over 1 year ago

    Hi!

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    Jesse Atwell creator over 1 year ago

    Happens to me daily – completely get this lol

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    The Ibex wasn’t listening, either.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    But it was a good story!

    It was!

    My dear Ibex friend, you’ll listen through to the end, won’t you? (‘Cause if you don’t, well, yours would make a fine trophy head for my hunter-friend’s den. Cold-hearted hint. Hey, I was recently at Eek! and left some cold-hearted comment there, too. It’s, like, contagious, you know? Thanks for listening.)

    If the ibex doesn’t listen, sometimes I then turn to the narwhal instead. It can become riveted….

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    descabro  over 1 year ago

    The story of my stories is the story of my life. Now where’d that ibex go?

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    Timothy Crawford Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No worries, I eat pickles for lunch.

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