Clay Jones for July 16, 2023

Outside total fantasies, there’s no possible connection between the Biden administration and the baggie of cocaine. Want to see how many total fantasists are in your community? Count the “dedicated” rethuglicans.

Governing while intoxicated.

That stuff will rot what few Brain cells you have left Kid !

“I Got Stoned And I Missed It” (Dr. Hook)

Next on “Dateline,” the unsolved mystery of cocaine in the White House.

Its Gary Varvel getting ready to draw his next ’toon!

Well, now the worlds bad guys know it’s easy to smuggle illegal substances into the White House and nothing will be done about it.

So they quit looking for the coke supplier / user. 500 possible suspects. Most with WH jobs and / or security clearance. Yet no polygraphs. No personal interviews. No drug tests. All possible sources of information and all legal for most of the 500.

Early on they announced they might not know who’s involved. Then announce no DNA or prints or other evidence in the locker or camera system. Who does that before any interviews? Now the guilty know they can lie as there’s no proof of the truth.

They got the result they wanted. We never knew about the other two times illegal drugs were found only because the white powder was not involved and did not require a hazardous threat protocol.

Biden’s America.

Psychologically, WAY too many people on this planet JUST can’t handle reasonable disciplined thought processes. The too many of the 74 million are part of that group……………….sad.

Don Jr. still has plenty of stashes

There’s a moral here kids, if you go to see Uncle Joe, leave your dope in the car.

The question might be, “Who would be dumb enough to leave their bag of dupe lying around in the White House”? or “Who would be clever enough…”? I understand there were no finger prints on the bag…

Gop doesn’t need cocaine to go off in a frenzy…they do it all on their own…LOL!

In 10, 20 years when reading the history of the GQP, people will be informed that this group of people developed an addiction to conspiracy. They loved being in on the “know”, they were able to develop theories that explained why most people didn’t think the same way. And the leaders of this group were TFG, MTG, Boebert, Maetz, Jordan… I’d put RFK Jr in there too as he’s not really a Democrat.

If you’ve ever searched the carpet for one last hit then you know the desperation conspiracy cr@ckheads feel.

Reading the GQP Chicken Cult trolls comments you probably wonder how they continually miss that the stuff they believe is all part of a government plot to hide it from the people that their conspiracy theories are in turn all part of a plot to genetically recreate Eleanor Roosevelt and have her run in 2024 as a Republican

Have we gotten a definitive answer on just where the cocaine was found. I count 4 places so far. Wasn’t the last as far from the private side as you can get? We have no idea who it was is the lamest answer yet.

The tears of the totally corrupt right wing are amusing.

Sharp and to the point but gawd awful funny as well. Another day I am glad I have a keyboard protector. Keep up the great work and thank you for sharing it with us.

When it’s all they have…..

I see our dishonest and brain-damaged far right trolls are at it again. Of course, I’m too nice to wonder just how their brains were so badly damaged in the first place…….

Lauren Boebert blames America’s ‘moral decay’ on leaders who ‘traded truth for a lie’

Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) said there is “moral decay” in America because the country’s leaders “traded truth for a lie.” While speaking to the Turning Point Action Conference on Sunday, Boebert told the group of activists that their work had helped to pass a bill to rescind restrictions on pistol braces.

Is Bobert denouncing insurrectionist republicans who lie constantly? Hahahahahaha!

Trump double downs on anti-democratic rhetoric in new speech, calling 2024 ‘our final battle’

Traitor Trump wants you to sacrifice your life for him, not for the USA, for dictator for life Trump.

Steve Bannon, the one-time political adviser to former President Donald Trump, issued a dire warning to House Speaker Kevin McCarthy about Representative Matt Gaetz, saying “over our dead bodies will you do anything” to him.

That would be fine with me.

“Trump tried everything in the world, and it all failed,” Eisen continued. “But when that ended — from running for election to the failure of the [Brad] Raffensperger call in early January — when that ended, he was left holding these counterfeit certificates and 48-hour pressure campaign on Pence to use those phony certificates, it’s like counterfeit money.”

With those three acts, the fake certificates, pressuring Pence, and the insurrection, there are three statutes that can easily lead to the full indictment for the 2020 election crimes.

Trump has pled the fifth amendment 440 times, Hillary Clinton 0 times.

It is a good thing that it was not a bomb.

The Secret Service would never know who left it.

Has anybody checked the DNA on pizza crusts at Mar-Al-Lego?

With the fat guy,you never know……