Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 26, 2023

not to mention the chance your capp might blow off Andy!

the solution is simple then; never let it off your mouth.

What’s with the fork? Set it down before you hurt yourself.

Flo been to the hairdresser?

I’ll be on a seaside holiday myself tomorrow. I’ll be going to Llandudno for the day with some friends. I may not have time for any comments on the Internet because of this.

Some of you may remember that Llandudno became internationally famous during the UK’s first Covid lockdown three years ago. There was film of wild goats roaming the streets of Llandudno on the Internet.

I have visited Llandudno several times. I have also visited Porthmeirion which is also in North Wales. I mentioned my visit to Porthmeirion once to Number Six who has not commented for some years now. We were told that Number Six had returned under a new name.

I’ve never been to Spain, but I’ve been to Oklahoma.

Sandy salty beer is just plain bad. You gotta drink it real fast.

Priorities.

Maybe you should get a sippy cup.

Mix in a tad of canal water — mmm, mmm, good!

Come on Andy use your head, get a beach umbrella and use it to block the wind. A savvy drinker like you should know all the tricks.

Last time I went to the beach some sand got in my bag and it was a nightmare. The bag I’m referring to I got for my 18th Birthday and it’s falling to bits now. Small holes, sequins are coming off and it’s getting all frayed too.

I once ‘stole’ some sand from a beach for my Mum’s Aloe Vera plants and apparently that’s illegal here. Oops. She wasn’t aware of that when she asked me and I didn’t know either. £1000 fine if caught.

xxx

Can’t say I blame Andy. Sandy beer probably wouldn’t taste very good.