Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 25, 2023

Just wasting away in ̶M̶a̶r̶g̶a̶r̶i̶t̶a̶v̶i̶l̶l̶e̶   the living room

Yeah, sigh. About 3% more or less in height. But the good news is that we’re MUCH bigger around.

Rick Moranis is back!

Except your feet, which seem to get bigger, and wider.

Ant-Man and the Wasp in their elder years.

The Carters

Aw, cute, they have an iThrow.

Except the nose and ears things get smaller. I swear I’ve lost 1/2 a shoe size.

Aren’t they adorable?

I’ve lost 2-3 inches! ☹️☹️☹️

Even though I’m relatively active, walk and work out a lot, and am a normal weight, I’ve lost torso height. I find that restaurant tables seem way too tall and I feel like asking for a booster seat.

The new definition of “downsizing”

Not in our house. Our house seems big now that the kids are gone because my wife turned into my MIL. Once the last one was out of the house we went from a 1700 square foot house to a 3500 square foot house so we can entertain everyone at the holidays and have empty guest bedrooms the rest of the year.

Seinfeld: when you get older, things get smaller. Meals, naps, height. The only thing that gets bigger is their cars.

HONEY!!! I SHRUNK THE GRANDS.

That does tend to happen.

His ears might grow bigger.