That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 17, 2023

“This was grandma when she was happy.”

/// Strangers thought Otto posed with his Granny,

but, in fact, Ana was his Old Nanny.

This pair palindromic

together seem comic.

His folks paid her to diaper his fanny.

Harold & Maude

Margret was looking forward to teaching Aaron the facts of life.

Johnny suffered from terrible social anxiety, to the point that he never went on a date. But Grandma Alice was determined to have great-grand-kids, so she signed him up for the prom, and then walked him down to meet his date, so that there was no chance that Johnny would abscond at the last minute.

What a lovely painting. Thanks for showing.

“You’ve got a nice firm butt Jackie”

The only thing that grew up on Filbert was his feet.

“I’m sorry I have to tell you this Gramma, but that Nigerian Prince you sent your life savings to is not coming to marry you.”

Little Billy was stunned. When grandma squeezed and stated “I love a good rump roast,” he knew it was going to be a long and awkward family reunion.

For some unknown reason it was often rumored that Mike had married for money

The disparity in their ages/

Future problems perhaps presages/

For the moment, however/

They’re happy together/

In the grip of their hormonal rages…

Turned out that she was a cougar.

I think it’s his Mum.

Nuthin needs explaining like a gigolo in training in the mor-ornin…

Miss Lillian, is it true what they say about the women in France,……………..

Myrtle: “I hope you brought protection, Bobby.”

Kindergarten gothic.

The War demanded a great deal of resources, so citizens were restricted to a maximum height of 4-foot-2 to save on building materials.

Old Nanny: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Double portrait paintings" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Nanny, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly life size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3165 (July 17, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. First work by him used here.

Cougars are getting desperate. All others are off playing video games.

Skinny jeans. Well, skinny knickers. Next fashion trend! From Norway to you.

“The cool kids are dating college girls, so I thought I would one-up them. But now they’re just laughing at me.”

Josh being age blind nevertheless love Mirna and she was in heaven, untill she got arrested.

For tomorrow:

The cushion is wonderfully deep/

And nobody’s heard a peep/

But a very faint hiss-s-s/

Tells us something’s amiss-/

And he cannot escape from the seep…

“You told me you were fair as gold…but now I find you’re plain and old…Upon my innocence you play…Your face is lined, your hair is gray…”

The boy wanted to be as tall as his prom date, so they stretched his legs on the rack.