Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2023

Change of shift?

I wonder why he’s on stick leave.

It’s something that doesn’t automatically happen.

He always was kind of shiftless.

If he’s on stick leave, shouldn’t he be playing fetch?

Makes no sense. Non-manual transmission is automatic.

Any excuse that works.When you’ve been using manual transmissions all your life, automatic seems un natural. And for some, a threat to their manhood. For me, more time to daydream and fiddle with the radio.

why not trade er in for an EV…?

he’s just giving her his standard reply…

Did you know that barely 12% of newly manufactured cars are manual transmission ?