Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 01, 2023

Come on over. I’ll fix it for you cheap, with a cross-cut saw.

Now it is because his nose is embedded in the wall.

His girlfriend never complained.

When Viagra goes bad.

tell me a lie, tell me the truth, etc. etc, etc.

Wouldn’t a tree surgeon be cheaper in this particular case?

Snot funny! It’s what happens when you pick your nose and lie about it.

Your health, Doc. Next one goes through your skull.

A near miss …..

…so let’s file a patent for a hyperbolic oak extruder.

Unlimited supply of firewood.

I have a hack saw in my tool box.

Things have really gotten out of hand since he decided he wanted to keep up with Trump.

It’s okay. Pinocchio was in a hit movie and, even though it was a long time ago, his austere lifestyle has assured him of long-term wealth.