Lola by Todd Clark for August 15, 2023

And most definitely do not watch ads for drugs.

And just how do you know if you’re allergic to it?

….amd for goodness sake, don’t text while driving.

But always stare hard at your cherry tree.

I think there is some marketing genius who is rushing to apply for the trade mark on Peraxadink this morning. The names have gotten so cluttered that all the reasonable ones are taken.

Do not go for hikes in the desert when it’s 118.

Lola, the only reason for all the warning labels comes down to one common denominator, stupid humans. For every warning label there was a stupid human behind it.

If this drug kills you, call your doctor immediately.

I like the one where they say “Side effects include increased risk of stroke, heart attack or death”. Sorry guys. the ailment it is supposed to alleviate is better to deal with than heart attack or death. DUH!!

Please tell Little Lost Dog about the no tickling rattle snakes. He’s been getting some very bad advice lately.

Funny

i like “tell your doctor your medical condition”

Of all the nonsense in those drug commercials, my favorite bit of foolishness is always the “do not take if allergic to it” warning. The lawyers were working overtime.

But I love breaking out in hives and the sensation of my throat swelling shut.

I’m waiting for the ads to start appearing from the shyster lawyers soliciting people who had negative effects from the hot weight loss drugs currently being touted as a miracle cure for gluttony. Early reports indicate that there are some major side effects that probably didn’t show up in small group testing of subjects who met specific criteria but are now showing up in the general population who are using these drugs as a quick and easy way to lose that extra few pounds without dieting and exercise.

and don’t juggle with carving knives…

the dumb gene appears to dominate these days, so i can understand why instruction manuals now begin with 20 pages of what used to be considered unnecessary admonitions…

Thank you drill sergeant……