Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 03, 2023

Break two legs

I think I like the spotted one best.

Ha. We bears not even needs no training for this.

Except they’re not acting. They really are starved.

Brilliant.

The one with the paw on it’s heart and the other paw reaching up as if in a death-throe. Winner.

Hey – what’s happening, Norm?

It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.

They are all acting out quite nicely.

Our 18+ year old Maltipoo chews and chews nothing (the air?) in his futile, miming attempt to eat constantly.

They need to work on acting out the “sad puppy” eyes.

My dog is a great one for exaggeration.

24-7

Now we need a cat version of this.

Dogs are infinitely hungry. (At least mine is.)

Bravo to all of today’s canine thespians!

You are missing the one that is dragging a mannequin by its shirt sleeve to the feeding bowl.

So that’s how they learn to do that.

Or the Italian soccer team practising