Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for July 19, 2023

That is the HR mission statement

You have to unplug it and make a wish.

Ask the student that invented The Infinite Improbably Drive

Someone called me a Smart A$$ once. I thanked them for recognizing my brilliance. They called me it again for emphasis!

If you work smarter, you won’t have to work harder.

oh this is a big one

I was passing thru South Dakota a few days ago and stopped at the infamous Wall Drug. Lo and behold there was Zoltar and people feeding it money. What a major tourist trap

Does Jay get to be twelve years old again?

Why are employers threatened by talent and intelligence? I was asked by my boss to replace the signs around the bakery where I worked behind the counter because he liked my Calligraphy. His mom, who hired and trained me came in soon after tearing them off the counter front declaring that they made the place look like a kindergarten. She then started to look for reasons to fire me, even accused me of stealing money because I bought a roll of quarters to make change for people who needed to take the bus after she tore up the sign that said NO CHANGE FOR THE BUS.- SMH

Don’t forget “Do more with less!”. Do that often enough and soon you will be doing everything with nothing! I hated all of these slogans back in my working life, in fact, I still hate them!

Jay wishes his paycheck was BIG.