Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 05, 2023

Well, it was certainly was one way of making sure he always had a hot lunch.

That he failed lunch is not really surprising.

I dunno, I know people who go for PB and Jalapeños.

Jelly is a dessert… with custard… and you put that in a sandwich? My stomach is trying to regurgitate my breakfast… You’ll be telling us next that you put syrup on your burgers…

Brewster would think that “jalapenos” begins with an “h”.

I have some kumquat jalapeno jelly right here in my hand. Brewster and I are very much in sync.

Brewster didn’t fail Lunch. He failed the class right after it. He always ran out ten minutes after the class started.

Some Thai and Vietnamese dishes combine peanuts with spice. You can make a great dip using peanut butter (real peanut butter, made with only peanuts and salt), lime juice, ginger, and chilies.

Please tell me Brewster didn’t also fail Recess….

And your colon suffered the consequences

Actually, his assertion that he failed lunch is incongruent with the back story of this strip: supposedly He originally had the intelligence of an average person, but excessive memory wipes from alien abductions caused him to lose it. For that to work he had to have been smart-to-brilliant before..

“Beans! Jellybeans, that’s right! Peanut butter and jellybeans!”

Brewster probably failed PUBERTY as well!

Stuff jalapeños with peanut butter and grill them. Delicious.

Wait a minute. I thought Brewster was a decently smart captain before aliens lobotomized him.

I’m hearing jalapeños with a hard “J” here.

insufferable waste of good jalapeños…

Jam is much better than jelly.

Funny how we never see him walking and talking at the same time