Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 25, 2023

Being an MIB is not what it is cracked up to be.

Off to the slammer!!!

If he exceeds the speed of light, which on careful reading it doesn’t say*, then he should be travelling back in time to when his license is valid. Or something. The D*V probably has a plan to deal with that behaviour, but legislators may not be supporting it.

Also how did the cop catch him in that case.

Shine the light , shine the light…..

Oh the incongruity of it all!

Time to do a little probelem solving.

Another night for police in Area 54.

Meet my passenger… Ray Gun.

ka-pufo!

Oh, dear, someone’s in trouble now!

Still not sure how you caught him going Mach 3 while you were riding a motorcycle.

They’ve changed the term to unidentified anomalous phenomena, UAPs, to include those seen on land and water. The US government is holding a hearing on them tomorrow. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/the-us-government-is-holding-a-historic-ufo-hearing-this-week-heres-how-to-watch/ar-AA1eiPEJ

Probably speeding because his dog was having a medical emergency.

Now you’ve gone and done it, Officer. The DOJ is going to find a reason to sue you for inhibiting an illegal alien.

P U FO…

Out of this world, bro

And he’s driving under the influence of a pangalactic gargle blaster.

Darn those alien scofflaws!

G R O A N — LOLOL

Young Aliens, hot saucers and warp drive are a dangerous mix. Please hover safely on the side of the road while we process the incident.

Maybe he can do time travel