Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 18, 2023

Tofu? ugh, I would rather work two jobs and bring home the bacon…..

Tofu? If I get “fu in my toes” how do I get it off?

Just bring the green.

I was having dinner a few minutes ago, and I came to the conclusion that tofu is really overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it was just as good as chicken!

I will never make a pun about Tofu.

I find that tasteless.

Tofu? … Gesundheit!

to-fu: to f up a perfectly good meal with soybean curd instead of meat

A frog’s meal . . . {Toad-Food}.

How’s it feel to step into a man’s shoes?

Don’t step in Fu in the first place

Stay away from the fu bar.

If she brings home the wrong kind of vegan protein, he might throw a tempeh tantrum. He might even call her the spawn of Seitan.

Well, she looks like she could sure tote the tofu.

Confucius say: all man eat but fu manchu.

sounds like he just wants to veg…