The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 27, 2023

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    Leggo of my Leggo legs!

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    ronaldspence  about 1 year ago

    lego my lego!

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    SHIVA  about 1 year ago

    Trying to pull a fast one, eh??!!

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    Farside99  about 1 year ago

    I see a few like that. My Mom needed those handicapped spaces, so I’m more aware of it than some.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Despicable. Throw him back in the box.

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    Jayalexander  about 1 year ago

    Whjo you gonna’ believe. me or your lying eyes?

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    Daeder  about 1 year ago

    Caught with his pants down!

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    Janet Gamble Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He was only trying to get a, Leg-go, up!

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member about 1 year ago
    Argue all you like, only you don’t have a leg to stand on.
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    Ken Gagne Premium Member about 1 year ago

    But did the cop have a warrant??

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    iggyman  about 1 year ago

    You got caught!

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    Slowly, he turned...  about 1 year ago

    lego my lego lego!

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    David in Webb Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I once saw a car with handicap sticker/license plate pull up. All the handicap spots were already taken. So, she pulled in between two cars in the stripped off area. She barely had room to get out of the car and go into the store. Curious as to how this would play out I waited wondering who would come out first. As it turned out, she did. I always wondered what would have happened if one of the other two drivers would have come out first.

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    jel354  about 1 year ago

    Turnabout: Someone else hurt its feet.

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    Alverant  about 1 year ago

    Not all disabilities are visible. I know there’s always some jerks abusing the system, but don’t assume that just because someone looks like they don’t need the spot, that they’re faking it. I knew someone who could only walk short distances before becoming too tired and needed the motorized cart. He looked fine otherwise. Saw some Karen heckle him at the grocery store, but he was a regular there and the employees knew his situation.

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    My son-in-law has a handicapped sticker, but he doesn’t take advantage of it.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    How do those Lego cars work? He drove with his legs in the trunk?

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    Lynnjav  about 1 year ago

    When the ADA was first legislated, I actually heard someone say "Why do we need all those “disabled” parking spots? Those people don’t go anywhere anyway." Wrong on so many levels: they’re “accessible” parking spots, and “those” people? Egads.

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    bluegirl285  about 1 year ago

    Now, how did those get in there?

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That is just funny.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    After my hip surgery, I qualified for a temporary handicapped parking tag, good for 6 months. I used it maybe 3-4 times in the first couple of weeks — and really appreciated it then — but retired it thereafter, leaving the spaces for the people who really needed them.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’ve never used or touched Legos – It took me 3 read-throughs to figure out the joke.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Lieutenant Dan! You’ve got new legs!

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  about 1 year ago

    My wife had needed the temporary tag, also. I had to take to and from work. I only used the handicapped parking spaces when she was with me. We never bothered with getting a tag, when I was on a knew scooter after my foot surgery

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    T...  about 1 year ago

    There is no icon for I don’t like a comic, so “-” will have to do…

    “-”

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    The cop can smell acrylonitrile butadiene styrene?

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    WF11  about 1 year ago

    I don’t know if I just didn’t understand something, or what I could have done, but I had an experience with handicapped parking. We took my wife’s great-aunt (who was wheelchair-bound) out to a local casino. I asked her rest home if they had anything like a temporary handicapped placard I could use for parking, since the extra space was definitely needed for handling the wheelchair business and I didn’t want to park a mile away, but no one seemed to know anything about that. I went ahead and parked in a handicapped spot anyway and had no problems, figuring I’d try to fight it if I got ticketed. So what could I have done differently? Is using such a spot only allowed if it’s the driver who needs it? I’ve never checked into the details of any laws about this.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 year ago

    How did he operate the pedals?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I didn’t know people with prosthetics weren’t allowed to use the handicap parking spaces

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Butt Officer! He identifies as handicapped!

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