Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 03, 2023

“But I was first!” “I don’t carrot all.”

Vegan humor. I never thought it would come to this.

The potato would make a good driver, having so many eyes.

“Beet it, kid!”

That carrot has matching footwear. So stylish.

Give peas a chance!

good one

Lettuce pray another cab comes along.

Leek, where are your shoes?

Taxi’s should be driven by lemons or bunches of sour grapes.

OH! Man , now I gotta go.

Lettuce turnip and pea

Salad we share a ride?

Very punny, and no comment from Ralph. Does Ralph only get paid for one cartoon a day??

Ladies and Germs: this toon reminds me of the late great George Carlin when he said:

https://youtu.be/fxyw38tODKg

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I’ll be back in a whiz.

Absolutely hilarious!!

Funny one, Dave!

i was hoping for something more corny…

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How ’bout that — an Uber TUber! And he sure knows his onions!

Solid joke.